PezCyclingNews: Smashed twigs and berries

I think it all comes down to this photo. I'm sure the podium erection rate is pretty high, but as Pez points out, the red cycling shorts really draw attention to the groin area. Poor Polskas, though their areas look to be rather generous...

I'm sure I'm not the only female in the world who is amazed that guys can ride down the road smashing their Most Important Area onto a tiny little triangle. I know I wouldn't participate in a sport where I smash something into my boobs for hours on end.